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- What's for breakfast then?
- Sausage and beans.
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Oh blimey, we've had that for the month!
Send for the Red Cross!
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We're in the front line now, mate.
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'Ere, ere's one.
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Get 'im, Ken!
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Bugger that for a lark!
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- Eh, 'old it!
- 'OLD IT!
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- What ya got 'ere then?
- One geriatric. Hypothermia.
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No admissions except by union dispensation.
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'Ave a look in the back, Bob.
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Come on!
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What's up with this one then?
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Pulmonary pneumonia. About another
ten minutes to go, by the sound of it.
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Doctor's certificate?
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Got it somewhere.
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"Needs intensive care".
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Intensive here, Ken!
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- Looks like a croaker.
- Okay, pass 'im through.
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And don't bloody well come back!
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There's another one for the nackers' yard!
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He won't be playing Saturday.
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'Ere, how are those bangers gettin' on then?
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'Oi, watch it!
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Anybody at home?
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Wakey wakey, rise 'n shine!
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Come 'n get it!
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Keep smiling!
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You can't leave that there!
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- Where d'ya wannit?
- I couldn't care less. I've been off duty
for the past 10 minutes.
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Got a light?
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Thank you.
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Time's up? Near as damn it.
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Might as well have a cup of tea.
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There'll be time for another hand later.
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Bloody Hell!
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What the bloody hell do ya think you're doin'?
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'Ere, what's your name and business?
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Don't be foolish, man.
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Don't you call us foolish, Millar.
We're in our rights.
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Insects!
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- You bastard!
- We'll have you, Millar!
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We'll get ya!
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Overlord.
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- Good morning, Feeney.
- Good morning sir.
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- Big day for you Professor!
- Big day for mankind, Feeney.
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Stand by, MacMillan.
I'm on my way up.
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Good morning, J.M.
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Good morning, MacMillan.
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- Everything in order?
- Everything on schedule.
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- Where would you like to start?
- I think we'll take components first.
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Any problem?
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98% stable.
We've had to replace the left buttock.
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As I thought. And Genesis?
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Alpha consciousness consistent.
Genesis is in perfect shape, Professor.
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Genesis IS perfect, MacMillan.
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MacMillan and Overlord. Intro.
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- Left thigh.
- Bank 8.
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Number 2.
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A trifle over-fleshy,
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...but a nice profile.
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- Left buttock.
- Bank 3.
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Middle tray.
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We have alternatives, J.M.
Bank 6, numbers 3 and 4.
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I'll take the alternatives.
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- Thermostability?
- 4 degrees, J.M. Stabile.
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Excellent.
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- How is Macready progressing?
- Beautifully. We're expecting death
within the hour.
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Splendid!
I have great confidence in Macready.
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That was him.
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He dyes his hair.
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- Do you think he spotted us?
- No, we're less than the dust to him.
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- Which is the west front?
- Over here.
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Six floors down. From the flash as arranged.
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- Mm, you've done your homework.
- I don't get complaints.
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I bet you get around a bit!
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Are you a Yank?
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Citizen of the world, that's me.
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I was born in Liverpool.
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My father was a station master.
I started in coffee.
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And where do you live now?
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Arkansas.
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I got out just in time.
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Well you were dead lucky.
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What's luck gotta do with it?
It's got nothing to do with luck!
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Gotta find something to sell,
something that people want to buy.
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- What, the inside story?
- That's it!
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You've gotta have a nose for these things.
88
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Oh, what's that you got there?
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You see that truck, over there?
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Yeah.
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Now watch this.
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Spider calling. Spider calling.
Are you receiving picture?
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Come in control, come in control.
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Receiving picture, Spider, receiving picture.
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Come on, over here.
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- You lot must be making plenty out of this.
- Well, we're not starving.
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O'right then, fair shares.
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Now look, chummy...
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we had a deal. Now a deal's a deal. Savvy?
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- But I could lose my union card over this!
- Well that's not my problem.
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Look, Mr Travis, we're gonna be
a long way from the ground.
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- Let's make it 250, eh?
- 100.
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175.
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- 150.
- Okay...
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when we're back on terra firma.
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Spider ready to craw, Spider ready to crawl,
are you receiving me?
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Testing for sound, 1,2,3, testing for sound...
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Come on, you piss artists!
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Calm down, Michael.
Just getting ourselves comfortable down here.
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Safe 'n sound.
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Travis's getting itchy
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Surprise me!
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Hey relax, Michael.
We're on our toes. Just give us the nudge.
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- What's the scene here anyway?
- Travis is onto something big.
One of his exclusives. Very hush hush
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Again?
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Well, it's great seeing you again Sammy.
Where've you been?
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East.
Starving children of India.
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Where did you spring from?
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West, riots, revolution, rape...
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Jesus, those banana eaters really
love ripping each other apart.
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- All lovely prime time stuff.
- Yeah, I guess. Network.
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It's gonna be a long day!
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- What've ya got?
- It's a little Nicaraguan special.
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Right from the Pampas itself.
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All the blessings of God and
His Holy Mother on you!
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Afghan black,
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and, my dear friend,
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holy mushrooms.
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picked by these very fingers
on the slopes of the Himalayas.
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- Hey, let's make a cocktail?
- Sail away!
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...wave of explosions is spreading across the city,
13 more in the last 12 hours.
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over 50 casualties have been reported,
22 of them fatal.
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Looting and rioting have broken out.
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Kids' stuff!
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They'll learn.
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Fires have spread from the
shattered embassy to adjacent homes.
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30 people are feared dead and many may
still be trapped in the burning wreckage.
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Residents in the area have been evacuated
139
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And now a news flash:
there's been another bomb attack in London.
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Fire brigades are managing to keep
the blaze under control,
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but casualties are feared heavy,
and the death toll is still
rising. A warning 5 minutes before
the bomb explosion...
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Potter here.
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Yes, I've seen it.
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And today of all days!
How many?
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Right, alert all off-duty house surgeons
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to report to accident and emergency
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alert the S and O for blood transfusion,
Atkinson for haematology
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and the mortuary. Right?
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I'm on my way.
150
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...more than 280 are so far feared dead
with many more burned and injured.
A special government representative
is on his way...
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- Ace Taxis.
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No ! I do NOT want Ace Taxis!
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...WC train news: British Rail has announced
a number of cancellations as a result of
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strike action by staff
and the 'go slow' by ticket collectors...
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- Yes? - Potter
here. - Yes sir.
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We've got a major incident. 150 at least.
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Get down as fast as you can and hold the fort.
- Yes sir.
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And get everybody there with casualty
as quickly as possible; it'll be
all hands to the pumps.
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- Don't forget your meeting, sir.
- I'm not likely to, lad!
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I can't let this affect today's arrangements.
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- You alerted Millar, did you?
- He's had an ultra memo, sir. Two of them.
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- Well send him another. We can't afford
any slip-ups. - I'll do my best, sir.
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...Hammersmith and City lines on the
underground now have several trains missing,
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due to sickness and non-appearance
of personnel.
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Industrial action is threatened
on the Central and Northern lines.
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...well on the roads. An articulated heavy goods
vehicle has broken down on the Mortlake road,
and the traffic is...
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- Professor Millar's office.
- I want to speak to the professor personally.
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Professor Millar is with Genesis.
I can't possibly interrupt him.
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This is an ultra priority for Professor Millar:
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Confirm top-level briefing
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- 8.30 a. m., Mr Potter's office.
- Well I'll try.
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Hold the fort, will you nurse?
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Professor Millar?
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The professor's very busy. Go away!
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A message from admin.
Ultra priority.
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Not now, MacMillan.
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Have you ever wondered how God felt
on the sixth day of creation?
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When will you give Genesis to the world?
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In my good time.
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Soon, J.M.
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- Soon.
- Not quite yet, MacMillan.
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Today, the human experiment...
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Tomorrow...
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Genesis!
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Move back! Let us through! No pushing!
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Let those people through!
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Get these stretchers cleared away immediately!
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- Now, not so fast.
- And don't you be shouting at us like that.
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Don't you know you're holding up
the whole operation?
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These people must go up to theatre immediately!
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We've been on 8 hours now!
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- We've been on overtime since 6.
- Triple time. We're over the 24 hour limit.
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- Mr Biles!
- What's the hold up?
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Mr Biles, these men are holding us to ransom.
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Don't you call us men! We are staff!
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- I think this calls for arbitration here.
- We'll get the union in on this.
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There's no need for that.
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- I can offer you time-and-a-half.
- Unacceptable!
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Double time!
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00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:38,395
- What about meal break?
- A hot breakfast.
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- What do you think, lads?
- We're talking about eggs and bacon here,
not just toast and porridge.
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I don't eat bacon.
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Sausages for Sam.
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I've no authority for sausages.
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- Well!
- Stalemate!
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Sausages are on the nurses' breakfast.
I was planning them...
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In the name of humanity!
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- And in view of the emergency...
- But we're not setting a precedent.
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-Right.
- Alright lads. Come on. Let's get these out
of the way.
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You put that down there.
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Alright everyone, this way.
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Walking wounded, follow me!
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Biles here.
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Which kitchen?
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I'll be right there.
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So, with a couple of earthquakes,
three famines...
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a hijack and
and a pre-emptive nuclear strike,
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aren't we the lucky ones
to be tucked up all snug and cosy
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here in Britannia Hospital.
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Now, it's a very special day here in Britannia
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so let's have some very special smiles
to go along with it.
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Oh yes, it's Royal day today
here in Britannia
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with our own very special Royal visitor
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coming all the way down
from Buckingham Palace
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to open up our bright and shiny
new wing.
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Now what better way to start the day
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than with thanksgiving
with the Padre
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Oh Lord, open Thou our lips,
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And our mouths shall
show forth Thy praise.
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Oh God, make speed to save us.
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Oh Lord, make haste to help us.
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Oh Lord, show Thy mercy upon us.
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And grant us Thy salvation.
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- Where's Mr Whooley?
- Over there with the sausages.
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Dunno what he's doing with them.
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Mr Whooley?
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It's no use, Mr Biles. I can't cook
breakfast for the entire hospital on my own!
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It's the private patients.
Now they've got the unions supporting them.
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That Ben Keating�s been stirring them up.
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That's right Bilesy.
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My boys and girls have had enough cowtowing
to your privileged pigs in the private wing.
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00:19:05,242 --> 00:19:10,206
Why can't they eat a decent English breakfast
like the decent ordinary folk in the
public wards?
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00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:14,752
Mr Keating, you know very well
that what they eat they pay for.
244
00:19:15,586 --> 00:19:17,129
Listen to this:
245
00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,715
"Sir James Burgess, room 15,
246
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:24,886
"Eggs Benedict, and
half a bottle of champagne.
247
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,931
"Miss Hamani Rigg-Hamilton,
248
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,724
"room 6,
249
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:34,604
"devilled kidneys
and a passion fruit cocktail.
250
00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:36,939
"President Ngami... "
251
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,817
and he shouldn't be 'ere in the first place,
the fascist swine...
252
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:42,361
- Murdering black!
- Bog dictator!
253
00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:44,196
Send the biggy back to wogland!
254
00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:47,908
"President Ngami,
255
00:19:48,492 --> 00:19:52,329
"trout grilled
and garnished with mango slices. "
256
00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:57,417
This isn't the Nairobi Hilton,
this is a British hospital!
257
00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:05,008
It's the same for everyone, or nothing at all!
258
00:20:05,384 --> 00:20:07,843
That's our last word, i'n' it boys and girls?
259
00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:11,389
Mr Whooley, see if you can get a call through
to cheerful Bernie.
260
00:20:19,772 --> 00:20:23,484
- I'll have to take this higher up.
- You can tell your bosses we're standing fast!
261
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,422
Okay, okay. We'll blame it on the bombers,
no problem!
262
00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:53,012
Oh dear, oh dear. If you've been sittin' there
waiting for your 'am and eggs,
lads and lasses...
263
00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,223
you'll have to keep smiling a little bit longer.
264
00:20:55,431 --> 00:20:58,851
Those naughty bombers have just
blown a fuse in the toaster.
265
00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:04,231
But seriously, folks, the kitchens are a
bit behind dealing with our extra guests...
266
00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:08,527
and now here comes somebody who knows
the whole kaboodle backwards.
267
00:21:08,777 --> 00:21:10,820
Pray silence, if you will, lads and lasses,
268
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:13,573
for Matron Ducksbury.
269
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,242
Good morning all patients and staff.
270
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,454
In spite of this morning's shocking disturbances,
271
00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:23,583
You may be sure that Britannia will continue
to serve and to succour
272
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:27,211
Unfortunately, the kitchens are
temporarily out of order,
273
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:30,423
but during the next hour there will
be a service of soft drinks:
274
00:21:30,798 --> 00:21:33,467
with the choice of orange and lemon
barley water.
275
00:21:34,343 --> 00:21:37,596
Patients due for discharge may give their
blood at casualty.
276
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,599
Come!
277
00:21:40,807 --> 00:21:42,726
- Breakfast.
- You're damned late, nurse!
278
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,771
I've managed to get you an orange.
279
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,355
An orange?
280
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,525
- Come
- Good morning, General.
281
00:21:52,193 --> 00:21:53,444
Breakfast.
282
00:21:54,696 --> 00:21:58,699
- What the hell's this?
- A nice orange for your breakfast
this morning, General
283
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:02,203
I don't want your bloody orange!
284
00:22:02,912 --> 00:22:04,246
I want my kipper!
285
00:22:05,748 --> 00:22:06,999
What's all this noise?
286
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:09,751
- Get up at once!
- It's General Witherby, Matron.
287
00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:16,091
- He won't take his orange.
- Absolute nonsense!
288
00:22:16,299 --> 00:22:19,219
- They're in ferment, Matron.
- Have you served the president yet?
289
00:22:19,428 --> 00:22:22,513
- Not yet, Matron.
- Give me his tray; I'll do it myself.
290
00:22:29,354 --> 00:22:31,272
And stop playing about!
291
00:22:58,548 --> 00:23:00,884
- What is this?
- The president's breakfast.
292
00:23:04,011 --> 00:23:05,096
This is not what was ordered!
293
00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:09,893
I'm afraid His Excellency's mango slices
have been delayed. This is the best we can do.
294
00:23:10,294 --> 00:23:55,994
[talking in African language]
295
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,897
It's simply not good enough, Matron.
296
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:02,651
At the prices you're charging,
we're entitled to something better
297
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:06,238
- than a British Railways box lunch.
- It's a national disgrace!
298
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:10,033
I've driven a taxi for 25 years
to pay for this operation!
299
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,535
I'm not paying 200 quid a day for an orange!
300
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:15,163
250 pounds for me!
301
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,499
I have tried to explain to them, Matron.
302
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:20,626
With service like this, we might as well
be in a public ward.
303
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,504
A public ward? I'd rather die!
304
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:28,301
I didn't have 50 years in India to end up
bedding down with a lot of wogs!
305
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,761
I'm dreadfully sorry, but the matter
is out of my hands.
306
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:34,431
The nursing staff have no authority
over the kitchens.
307
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:38,226
However I'm sure things will be back
to normal quite soon.
308
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,487
18 seconds for 78-A and 78-B.
309
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,031
- Now what does that give us?
- 43 minutes.
310
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,950
42 minutes, 38 seconds.
311
00:24:54,491 --> 00:24:58,037
That leaves us 5 minutes and 22 seconds
for the final component.
312
00:24:58,938 --> 00:24:59,438
Yes, nurse?
313
00:25:00,256 --> 00:25:03,208
Professor, Sister would like to see
you in Intensive.
314
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,544
- Macready?
- I think so, sir.
315
00:25:05,753 --> 00:25:07,338
He's timed it perfectly.
316
00:25:09,924 --> 00:25:13,426
Oh Houston, do we have compatibilities
for all the alternatives?
317
00:25:13,636 --> 00:25:16,763
That wasn't in the specification, Professor.
318
00:25:16,971 --> 00:25:18,056
Let me have another look at the print-out.
319
00:25:29,442 --> 00:25:30,694
Yes.
320
00:25:32,403 --> 00:25:34,572
My error, I'm afraid.
321
00:25:36,282 --> 00:25:39,493
You'd better recheck the entire component
assembly on the computer
322
00:25:39,701 --> 00:25:41,704
feed in the complete cross fertilisation
323
00:25:41,912 --> 00:25:43,914
and compatibility data.
324
00:25:44,122 --> 00:25:47,542
I must have 100% accuracy
on all alternative factors.
325
00:25:47,751 --> 00:25:50,629
- Professor Millar?
- We can't afford a hiccup!
326
00:25:52,088 --> 00:25:53,840
Right! This is it!
327
00:25:57,177 --> 00:26:00,346
Sammy, Red, we're on our way.
328
00:26:04,016 --> 00:26:05,268
We're cutting it a bit fine.
329
00:26:06,019 --> 00:26:10,898
- Macready's already 8 minutes past
his deadline.
- We still have 14 minutes in hand, Professor.
330
00:26:11,106 --> 00:26:13,692
We can't afford to fall behind schedule
at this stage.
331
00:26:17,738 --> 00:26:20,240
- Termination?
- I'm afraid not, Professor.
332
00:26:20,533 --> 00:26:22,200
He seems to be lingering.
333
00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:36,047
Dr MacMillan, a moment please.
334
00:26:40,048 --> 00:26:43,448
[whispering]
335
00:26:45,765 --> 00:26:49,560
Sister, Professor gets a little peckish
at this time of the morning...
336
00:26:49,768 --> 00:26:53,563
Could you be kind enough to pop down to
the canteen to get him a digestive biscuit?
337
00:26:56,827 --> 00:27:00,904
Oh, and a glass of milk please Sister.
338
00:28:01,628 --> 00:28:03,213
I'm afraid he's gone.
339
00:28:03,797 --> 00:28:06,467
- Eh, hold it steady!
- Cor, lovin' this!
340
00:28:07,093 --> 00:28:07,926
Get out of there, will ya!
341
00:28:10,929 --> 00:28:12,305
Hello Sammy, Hello Red?
342
00:28:13,181 --> 00:28:14,558
Are you getting this?
343
00:28:18,061 --> 00:28:20,855
Come in Sammy, come in Red...
344
00:28:28,737 --> 00:28:31,991
Every chicken has 9 square inches
of living space.
345
00:28:37,579 --> 00:28:40,082
Vitaminised water is always on tap.
346
00:28:42,376 --> 00:28:45,504
The hard-working chicken is a good friend
to man.
347
00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:42,016
And now, on this happy, snappy morning,
we come to our usual menu spot
348
00:29:42,683 --> 00:29:45,394
As you all know, we've had gremlins down
in the kitchen today
349
00:29:45,686 --> 00:29:49,606
but here to tell us all about the celebration
lunch she's been cooking up for us is...
350
00:29:49,815 --> 00:29:53,485
Florrie, our queen of culinary concoction.
351
00:29:53,819 --> 00:29:55,445
Hullo everybody.
352
00:29:55,654 --> 00:29:59,991
The special menu planned for today
features, we hope, a choice of three:
353
00:30:00,992 --> 00:30:05,747
meat loaf, stewed neck of lamb,
bacon and egg flan...
354
00:30:05,955 --> 00:30:07,624
all with creamed potatoes and gravy.
355
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,044
Pudding will also be a choice:
356
00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:17,508
bread and butter pudding, suet roly poly
and cherry sponge with custard.
357
00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:20,052
And finally, as an extra treat,
358
00:30:20,261 --> 00:30:23,513
a chocolate mint will
be served to all patients
359
00:30:23,723 --> 00:30:25,766
in honour of our Royal visitor.
360
00:30:37,944 --> 00:30:41,614
- Bad luck Vincent. Pipped you at the post!
- You ought to be careful, Phyllis.
361
00:30:42,156 --> 00:30:45,327
Your members will find themselves without
a mother hen one of these days.
362
00:30:45,535 --> 00:30:47,828
- What have you got there?
- My glad rags for the do.
363
00:30:48,037 --> 00:30:51,082
It's not every day I get the chance
to have lunch with royalty!
364
00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:56,044
We're very pressed for space at the Royal
lunch, Phyllis. I can't guarantee it,
I'm afraid.
365
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,214
I'm not speaking for myself,
you know Vincent.
366
00:30:58,797 --> 00:31:02,425
I represent 600 men and women without whom
your hospital would not be able to function.
367
00:31:02,635 --> 00:31:04,511
I'm not likely to forget that, Phyllis!
368
00:31:05,011 --> 00:31:08,140
I've collaborated with you for
10 years, Vincent Potter.
369
00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:12,226
I'd hate to see that collaboration
broken over a question of protocol.
370
00:31:14,979 --> 00:31:18,399
This celebration is for all of us.
The old days have gone forever, Vincent.
371
00:31:18,607 --> 00:31:20,985
Britannia belongs to the people now.
372
00:31:26,282 --> 00:31:27,491
No smoking on the job, Vi.
373
00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:32,705
Madge, I hope you're not going to greet
Her Royal Highness wearing those overalls.
374
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:35,749
Don't forget that invite, Vincent.
375
00:31:35,958 --> 00:31:40,420
- I can't promise you, Phyllis.
- I've not laid out 95 pounds on this outfit
for nothing.
376
00:31:41,087 --> 00:31:42,171
And remember...
377
00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:46,551
an insult to me is an insult to every
non-skilled operative in this hospital.
378
00:31:46,802 --> 00:31:48,970
Now, just you think on!
379
00:31:56,144 --> 00:32:00,064
- I understood that this work was to be
completed yesterday!
- Nearly finished now, sir.
380
00:32:00,272 --> 00:32:03,151
We're only being paid for an
8 hour day, Mr Potter.
381
00:32:03,817 --> 00:32:07,279
You'll have to be out of here at 10
at the latest.
We have a Royal occasion here today, you know.
382
00:32:07,487 --> 00:32:10,491
- That's just the point.
- You want a professional job doing, don't you?
383
00:32:10,699 --> 00:32:11,408
Mr Potter!
384
00:32:11,909 --> 00:32:12,909
Mr Potter!
385
00:32:13,743 --> 00:32:16,038
- Are they coping in casualty?
- Everything's running smoothly, sir.
386
00:32:16,579 --> 00:32:18,289
- Keep an eye on it lad.
- Um, Mr Potter.
387
00:32:18,499 --> 00:32:19,833
Yes, what is it now?
388
00:32:20,334 --> 00:32:21,584
Trouble in the kitchen, sir.
389
00:32:22,335 --> 00:32:24,087
The staff are refusing to serve breakfast.
390
00:32:25,213 --> 00:32:28,215
- Why?
- They won't fill the private patients'
orders, sir.
391
00:32:28,425 --> 00:32:31,302
It's Ben Keating again.
I'm afraid he means trouble.
392
00:32:33,262 --> 00:32:35,389
Well don't stand there looking at me,
think!
393
00:32:35,807 --> 00:32:40,144
The private patients are going to have ordinary
hospital food. We can't risk a confrontation
today.
394
00:32:40,353 --> 00:32:42,813
- Why didn't I think of that, sir?
- Because you're a fool!
395
00:32:42,814 --> 00:32:43,814
Yes.
396
00:32:44,273 --> 00:32:48,319
Well don't stand there hovering!
Get back to the kitchen
and settle it. I've got important people
waiting for me.
397
00:32:55,617 --> 00:32:57,327
- Good morning, Mr Potter.
- Yeah
398
00:32:59,162 --> 00:33:04,125
Oh, Mr Potter, Matron and Mr Figg and
the gentleman from Scotland Yard
are in the Princess Victoria suite.
399
00:33:04,126 --> 00:33:05,126
And Mr Potter...
400
00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:10,339
They've called from the Palace to say Sir
Anthony Mount is on his way with Lady Ramsden.
401
00:33:10,548 --> 00:33:15,469
- I've got a bleep out for Professor Millar
and Sir Geoffrey.
- You'd better re-bleep them, Miss Tinker.
We're running late already.
402
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,222
- Any news of the radiographers?
- They've settled for 12%.
403
00:33:18,847 --> 00:33:20,891
- And the psychotherapists?
- They're working normally.
404
00:33:23,185 --> 00:33:26,104
Oh, if Biles has any news from the kitchens,
send him through.
405
00:33:35,205 --> 00:33:36,205
Ah!
406
00:33:37,407 --> 00:33:39,909
This is our Mr Potter, Chief Superintendent...
407
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,328
the man behind today's plan of campaign
408
00:33:42,579 --> 00:33:45,206
- This is Chief Superintendent Johns, from
Scotland Yard.
- Superintendent
409
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:49,752
I'm sorry to be late, gentlemen.
You've probably heard, we're running under strain.
410
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:52,421
- Another bomb this morning.
- Yes, please be seated.
411
00:33:56,217 --> 00:33:59,469
Lady Ramsden and Sir Anthony Mount,
412
00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:03,870
Sir Anthony, Your Ladyship...
413
00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:09,854
Lady Felicity and Sir Anthony are from
the Palace. They will be our advisors
on protocol.
414
00:34:10,522 --> 00:34:12,106
This is Matron Ducksbury.
415
00:34:16,194 --> 00:34:19,405
Chief Superintendent Johns, who will
be looking after security.
416
00:34:19,614 --> 00:34:22,700
Our Mr Potter, senior administrator.
417
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:25,827
Please be seated.
418
00:34:26,537 --> 00:34:29,915
We were held up, I'm afraid, by those pickets
at the main gate.
419
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,751
They bother me, gentlemen.
420
00:34:33,084 --> 00:34:36,713
HRH cannot be involved in any
political... [unintelligible]
421
00:34:37,047 --> 00:34:38,131
I beg your pardon.
422
00:34:38,632 --> 00:34:41,492
- Political nastiness!
- Can't you get rid of them
423
00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:43,194
Arrest them!
424
00:34:43,637 --> 00:34:46,472
- Perhaps an appeal could be made.
- Impossible.
425
00:34:46,681 --> 00:34:50,352
They're hospital employees, making a
legitimate protest in their spare time.
426
00:34:50,643 --> 00:34:53,271
- Which they have far too much of!
- Sack them!
427
00:34:53,938 --> 00:34:56,315
My dear Sir Anthony, we're not living
in the 19th century.
428
00:34:57,066 --> 00:35:00,403
If you want to bring this hospital to a
standstill, that's exactly the way to do it.
429
00:35:02,238 --> 00:35:05,657
Oh, I'm sorry gentlemen.
The operating theatres are chockablock.
430
00:35:05,866 --> 00:35:07,618
Ah, this is Sir Geoffrey Brockenhurst.
431
00:35:07,826 --> 00:35:11,663
Lady Felicity Ramsden and
Sir Anthony Mount from the Palace...
432
00:35:11,871 --> 00:35:15,626
- and Chief Superintendent Johns from the Yard.
- Yes, hello George.
433
00:35:16,501 --> 00:35:17,627
Carry on Figg.
434
00:35:18,252 --> 00:35:22,673
This is the 500th anniversary of the foundation
of Britannia Hospital
435
00:35:22,883 --> 00:35:27,178
by Royal Charter from her late,
gracious Majesty Queen Elizabeth I.
436
00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:31,265
And we are indeed privileged
to welcome her noble descendant
437
00:35:31,474 --> 00:35:34,769
whose presence will add
lustre to our celebrations.
438
00:35:35,936 --> 00:35:39,648
And today also marks another milestone
in Britannia's history:
439
00:35:39,856 --> 00:35:44,987
the official opening of the new Millar Centre
for Advanced Surgical Science,
440
00:35:45,529 --> 00:35:48,782
a generous gift from our friends at
Banzai Chemicals, Tokyo.
441
00:35:49,491 --> 00:35:53,536
Now in order that today's programme should
run with clockwork precision,
442
00:35:53,912 --> 00:35:57,039
our Mr Potter has masterminded a
plan of campaign
443
00:35:57,249 --> 00:36:00,334
which he will now explain in detail.
Mr Potter...
444
00:36:03,921 --> 00:36:08,176
As you all know, Her Royal Highness will arrive
at the hospital main entrance
445
00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:10,594
- at 11.15 a. m.
- A point...
446
00:36:11,762 --> 00:36:12,805
After 11.00 hours
447
00:36:13,013 --> 00:36:16,725
no persons must be allowed to show
themselves on the roof
448
00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:18,852
or at the upper storey windows.
449
00:36:20,813 --> 00:36:23,649
- Why not?
- I have snipers planted in the grounds.
450
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,277
Make a memo on that, Miss Diamond.
451
00:36:27,569 --> 00:36:28,945
Will do, Mr Figg.
452
00:36:30,864 --> 00:36:34,659
Now you'll see from your maps, Ladies and
Gentlemen, the route of the Royal visit.
453
00:36:35,368 --> 00:36:38,746
It can be divided into three phases:
phase 1, arrival and tour
454
00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:40,539
phase 2, luncheon
455
00:36:40,748 --> 00:36:44,460
phase 3, the opening of the Millar Centre
for Advanced Surgical Science
456
00:36:44,668 --> 00:36:47,338
and Professor Millar's address
and demonstration.
457
00:36:47,546 --> 00:36:50,132
Isn't the great man going to
honour us with his presence?
458
00:36:50,591 --> 00:36:52,092
Where is Professor Millar?
459
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:56,513
- I've bleeped him red, Mr Figg.
- Well you'd better re-bleep him, Miss Tinker.
460
00:36:56,721 --> 00:36:58,724
Urgent, double red.
461
00:37:00,058 --> 00:37:03,270
Now then, Matron, have you made
a selection of patients for presentation?
462
00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:06,231
- I have.
- Nothing too gruesome, I hope!
463
00:37:06,689 --> 00:37:11,152
As they shrank, the seas cast millions
of unadapted aquatic creatures...
464
00:37:11,361 --> 00:37:13,196
onto newly created beaches.
465
00:37:13,696 --> 00:37:17,033
Deprived of their familiar environment,
these died.
466
00:37:17,449 --> 00:37:21,119
Only a fortunate few,
organically suited to amphibian existence,
467
00:37:21,329 --> 00:37:23,998
survived the shock of change.
468
00:37:24,623 --> 00:37:29,420
Today, the human race is undergoing a
change as catastrophic.
469
00:37:30,211 --> 00:37:35,050
Those who cannot adapt will perish,
washed up on the shores of the future.
470
00:37:35,759 --> 00:37:37,761
- It is our job...
- Hold it!
471
00:37:38,678 --> 00:37:40,137
Have to change the mag.
472
00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:43,433
- Sorry about that, sir.
- I'll give you an overlap.
473
00:37:43,641 --> 00:37:46,310
- That was super, Professor.
- Not too rarefied?
474
00:37:46,518 --> 00:37:50,815
- No, just like that. Absolutely super.
- Thank you.
475
00:37:52,316 --> 00:37:53,317
Damn this thing!
476
00:37:57,118 --> 00:37:58,518
Okay, running...
477
00:37:58,947 --> 00:38:00,073
20, take 1.
478
00:38:01,783 --> 00:38:02,617
Action!
479
00:38:02,826 --> 00:38:06,747
Today, the human race is undergoing a
change as catastrophic.
480
00:38:07,205 --> 00:38:10,708
Those who cannot adapt will perish,
washed up on the shores of the future.
481
00:38:12,252 --> 00:38:13,586
Come with me.
482
00:38:17,507 --> 00:38:21,469
And what is the most powerful, potential
weapon in man's possession?
483
00:38:23,221 --> 00:38:25,681
His own brain.
484
00:38:30,186 --> 00:38:34,272
The human brain, made up of
10 billion neurons...
485
00:38:35,107 --> 00:38:38,235
each neuron, the possibility...
486
00:38:38,652 --> 00:38:40,029
of a thought.
487
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:56,752
We could have 10 billion ideas if we could
only find the way to harness fully
488
00:38:57,128 --> 00:38:59,964
the energy and potential
of the brain.
489
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,579
And what is more, it is
extraordinarily nutritious.
490
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:51,304
93, right index. 3.2 seconds.
491
00:39:51,513 --> 00:39:55,683
94-A and C, right and left thumbs,
6.5 seconds.
492
00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,185
What is it, nurse?
493
00:39:57,393 --> 00:39:59,979
Doctor, my head is splitting,
I really need to lie down.
494
00:40:00,188 --> 00:40:02,524
We are on duty, nurse!
495
00:40:06,986 --> 00:40:10,823
- Professor Millar's in conference.
I really can't disturb him.
- This is double red.
496
00:40:11,241 --> 00:40:14,785
- The party from the Palace are waiting
in admin.
- Very well, I'll try.
497
00:40:19,007 --> 00:40:22,376
- ... right to the centre of the brain,
and hitherto...
- Professor Millar
498
00:40:22,377 --> 00:40:23,377
Yes
499
00:40:23,502 --> 00:40:25,963
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Professor
500
00:40:26,421 --> 00:40:29,591
Mr Potter is bleeping you
double red from admin.
501
00:40:30,133 --> 00:40:31,676
I'll be with him in a jiffy, Houston.
502
00:40:31,884 --> 00:40:33,345
Sorry about that, Peter.
503
00:40:33,553 --> 00:40:38,182
- Oh, that was super! Super for atmosphere.
Got that Rick?
- Naa, sorry, missed the entry.
504
00:40:39,559 --> 00:40:42,228
Would you mind too much, doctor?,
Could you give us that again?
505
00:40:42,686 --> 00:40:45,022
- The whole bit?
- From the top.
506
00:40:45,231 --> 00:40:49,610
- I'll give you action, and Reg'll be waiting
for you.
- Certainly.
507
00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:50,902
Stand by.
508
00:40:53,322 --> 00:40:57,826
Nurse, quick, please, a mirror!
I need a mirror, quick, please.
509
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:02,039
- Thanks.
- Action!
510
00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:10,796
- Yes?
- I'm sorry to interrupt you Professor,
the party are here from the Palace,
and Mr Potter...
511
00:41:30,024 --> 00:41:31,650
Where the hell have you been?
512
00:41:32,551 --> 00:41:34,445
It's freezing out there!
513
00:41:42,846 --> 00:41:44,846
Psst, the camera.
514
00:41:48,247 --> 00:41:49,447
Come on...
515
00:41:52,545 --> 00:41:54,464
Come on!
516
00:41:59,426 --> 00:42:04,307
90% of the human brain shows a bare
minimum of electrical activity, virtually dark.
517
00:42:04,848 --> 00:42:07,351
We call this the "limbic silent zone"
518
00:42:10,062 --> 00:42:13,106
It represents a clear activity source
of unlimited potential.
519
00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:17,569
I have been exploring the organic
expansion of this limbic zone.
520
00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:23,241
My aim is nothing less than its full occupation.
Then we shall see wonders. We are on
the threshold...
521
00:42:35,419 --> 00:42:36,420
Wait here.
522
00:42:37,462 --> 00:42:39,923
- What?
- Wait here!
523
00:43:23,024 --> 00:43:26,924
37-F, 37-D, 41-A
524
00:43:28,428 --> 00:43:31,056
39-A, 36-D.
525
00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:35,900
two, zero.
526
00:43:39,501 --> 00:43:44,701
Left lung, 2 seconds slow,
upper gut, 4.3 seconds fast
527
00:43:45,402 --> 00:43:47,902
Liver and lights trailing 6 seconds.
528
00:43:49,003 --> 00:43:50,603
Once again, from position 15...
529
00:43:53,104 --> 00:43:54,004
Reform!
530
00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:11,705
29-A, 13-B, 7, 19-C, 21-B, 11-H, 18-K, 26-B
531
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:05,019
Section 8. At 12.17, Her Royal Highness
will leave and proceed directly to the
Princess Victoria Suite
532
00:45:05,229 --> 00:45:08,356
for presentations and luncheon.
533
00:45:08,732 --> 00:45:12,235
Now there is a name which I think has
been unfortunately omitted from
534
00:45:12,444 --> 00:45:15,571
those invited to lunch at HRH's table:
535
00:45:15,906 --> 00:45:17,323
I am referring to Mrs Grimshaw.
536
00:45:17,991 --> 00:45:21,786
- And who is Mrs Grimshaw?
- She is the Branch Secretary of COHSE,
537
00:45:22,412 --> 00:45:25,373
the Confederation of Hospital Service Employees.
538
00:45:25,581 --> 00:45:28,800
- If you invite one union representative,
you'll have to invite the lot!
- Oh, God forbid!
539
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:33,714
- I really don't think...
- Sorry Potter, it's just not on.
540
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,259
Of course, we don't want to embarrass
Her Royal Highness
541
00:45:37,467 --> 00:45:40,596
Gentlemen, I'm - and Lady Felicity -
I must speak frankly:
542
00:45:41,096 --> 00:45:43,723
I cannot guarantee the stability
of this hospital
543
00:45:43,932 --> 00:45:49,020
unless the duly-elected representatives of the
workforce are permitted to demonstrate
their loyalty.
544
00:45:51,439 --> 00:45:53,441
What do you think, Chief Superintendent?
545
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,736
My responsibility ends at the door.
546
00:45:59,238 --> 00:46:01,490
How many of these representatives?
547
00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:02,783
Three will do it.
548
00:46:03,201 --> 00:46:04,701
No more than three.
549
00:46:08,163 --> 00:46:11,542
Right then, that's settled.
Um, make a memo Miss Diamond.
550
00:46:11,750 --> 00:46:13,335
Will do, Mr Figg.
551
00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:15,462
And after lunch?
552
00:46:15,671 --> 00:46:19,048
We all proceed to the Centre for the opening
and Professor Millar's demonstration.
553
00:46:19,549 --> 00:46:23,303
And when are we to be privileged to
hear the exact nature of this demonstration?
554
00:46:23,511 --> 00:46:25,972
- You mean you don't know?
- Oh surely!
555
00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:31,061
No doubt we shall hear the details
from Professor Millar himself.
556
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,062
He is on his way now.
557
00:46:33,479 --> 00:46:37,525
The whale, the porpoise and the dolphin
have brains 20 times larger than man
558
00:46:37,733 --> 00:46:42,362
yet man has learnt to write, make fire and fly.
Where did these extraordinary gifts come from?
559
00:46:43,572 --> 00:46:47,200
Dead centre of the human brain,
lies the legendary pineal gland.
560
00:46:49,286 --> 00:46:53,081
The ancient Egyptians and the Aztecs
knew a thing or two about the pineal gland
561
00:46:53,665 --> 00:46:58,002
and so did the Greeks. But all that's
been lost over the past 5,000 years.
562
00:46:58,336 --> 00:47:02,548
There is incredible power locked up in there,
power which has never been unleashed...
563
00:47:02,757 --> 00:47:06,469
because it has been thought beyond
the ability of mankind to control it.
564
00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:09,347
I know how to control that power.
565
00:47:09,555 --> 00:47:12,224
One final detail: catering.
Miss Tinker?
566
00:47:13,559 --> 00:47:15,769
Luncheons are coming from Fortnum�s.
567
00:47:16,145 --> 00:47:19,398
Their top executive menu at 45 pounds a head,
568
00:47:19,606 --> 00:47:21,692
with champagne and two wines.
569
00:47:21,984 --> 00:47:24,986
Flowers from the Royal Horticultural Society...
570
00:47:25,487 --> 00:47:29,241
...begins the miracle, a miracle
for every member of homo sapiens.
571
00:47:30,283 --> 00:47:33,077
Sorry everyone, sorry, sorry!
572
00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:36,289
- I hope I haven't kept you waiting.
- Professor Millar...
573
00:47:36,957 --> 00:47:40,627
...this is Lady Felicity Ramsden
and Sir Anthony Mount from the Palace.
574
00:47:40,628 --> 00:47:43,028
How do you do?
575
00:47:43,796 --> 00:47:46,782
And Chief Superintendent Johns from the Yard.
576
00:47:46,883 --> 00:47:49,885
- Who are these people?
- Oh, this is Peter Mancini of the BBC
577
00:47:51,261 --> 00:47:52,971
and his expert crew.
578
00:47:53,347 --> 00:47:55,641
Peter is doing me in depth - for the Beeb.
579
00:47:55,849 --> 00:47:59,853
This is sheer publicity seeking! It's
against all medical ethics. Get off!
580
00:48:02,114 --> 00:48:05,025
I can assure you I have no need
to seek publicity.
581
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:09,529
- Mr Mancini, I must ask you to withdraw.
- Yes, I'm afraid we really must insist.
582
00:48:09,738 --> 00:48:11,573
And take these people with you.
583
00:48:13,741 --> 00:48:15,243
Sorry, Peter.
584
00:48:16,077 --> 00:48:18,204
Apologies gentlemen, no wish to offend.
585
00:48:19,539 --> 00:48:21,249
We'll wait for you outside, sir.
586
00:48:28,213 --> 00:48:31,383
We've covered most of the details in
your absence, Professor Millar...
587
00:48:31,592 --> 00:48:34,094
there just remains the question of
your lecture and performance.
588
00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:36,429
Demonstration!
589
00:48:36,722 --> 00:48:40,016
What will this demonstration
consist of, Professor?
590
00:48:40,642 --> 00:48:45,105
- Man remade.
- And what is that supposed to signify?
591
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:49,108
- Exactly what it says.
- I don't like the sound of this.
592
00:48:49,567 --> 00:48:51,652
I hope it won't be anything offensive!
593
00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:53,654
We'll be lucky if that's all it is!
594
00:48:54,155 --> 00:48:57,492
It'll mark the beginning of a
new epoch in medical science.
595
00:48:57,825 --> 00:48:59,410
Medical science?
596
00:48:59,618 --> 00:49:01,495
You're not a doctor, you're a vampire!
597
00:49:01,703 --> 00:49:06,166
To you, patients aren't suffering beings
to be cured, they're raw material for
your ego mania!
598
00:49:08,294 --> 00:49:10,420
My transplants work!
599
00:49:11,881 --> 00:49:14,007
They are the future.
600
00:49:14,507 --> 00:49:17,886
- Whose future? I save life every day!
- Gentlemen, gentlemen.
601
00:49:18,094 --> 00:49:22,598
If medicine was left to people like you,
surgeons would still be operating in
barbers' shops!
602
00:49:23,391 --> 00:49:26,603
You'll never rise above your
mastectomies and gallstones!
603
00:49:27,019 --> 00:49:28,146
Charlatan!
604
00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:31,565
I can change life!
605
00:49:35,528 --> 00:49:37,821
As, gentlemen, ladies...
606
00:49:38,530 --> 00:49:41,826
you will shortly be privileged to witness.
607
00:49:50,876 --> 00:49:54,754
- That man's an unmitigated blaggard!
- And dangerous, to boot.
608
00:49:55,046 --> 00:49:57,632
Mr Figg, I need your assurance
609
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,510
that Millar's demonstration will not
be offensive to HRH.
610
00:50:01,761 --> 00:50:06,182
Sir Anthony, Professor Millar's methods may
be unorthodox, but he is a genius in his field.
611
00:50:06,682 --> 00:50:08,976
As is Sir Geoffrey in his.
612
00:50:15,732 --> 00:50:16,692
Yes Biles, what is it?
613
00:50:17,276 --> 00:50:21,321
- It's the kitchen staff, Mr Potter. They're at
flash point!
- Well didn't you follow my instructions?
614
00:50:21,947 --> 00:50:26,659
It's escalated, sir. They're refusing to
admit the Royal Luncheons. They're picketing
the Fortnum's van!
615
00:50:28,411 --> 00:50:31,623
Excuse me ladies and gentlemen.
I shall have to deal with this personally.
616
00:50:31,831 --> 00:50:35,876
I suggest we meet in exactly 15 minutes
in the main hall for our tour of inspection.
617
00:50:37,670 --> 00:50:38,672
Biles!
618
00:50:43,676 --> 00:50:47,429
We shall not, we shall not be moved!
We shall not, we shall notbe moved!
Just like a tree, that's standing by
the water side...
619
00:50:57,189 --> 00:51:00,191
This could be a major confrontation.
Stick close to me, lad.
620
00:51:04,404 --> 00:51:06,990
That's it. C'mon show 'em we mean business!
621
00:51:08,074 --> 00:51:11,952
You can take your luncheon and muck
away Potter, we aint buyin' it!
622
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:15,331
You know where you can put it, Potter!
623
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:19,335
Ah, hello Potter. About time!
624
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:23,422
- Now what's going on here? - Get that
van unloaded at once! - Don't budge, girls!
625
00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:27,801
Nothing doing, Potter.
Those lunches are staying in that van.
626
00:51:28,010 --> 00:51:31,096
Good morning, Mr Potter.
Rochester, of Fortnum's.
627
00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:35,433
I must ask you to take delivery of
65 "Ambassador Class" lunches. Adrian...
628
00:51:37,686 --> 00:51:39,979
- What's this?
- An invoice, sir.
629
00:51:40,313 --> 00:51:42,315
2,925 pounds, 80 p.
630
00:51:43,316 --> 00:51:44,776
- Including VAT?
- Of course.
631
00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:50,614
These lunches are non-returnable.
They'll have to be unloaded.
632
00:51:50,823 --> 00:51:53,284
- This van is needed elsewhere.
- Biles!
633
00:51:53,575 --> 00:51:56,120
- Get those lunches out of the van.
- Assist him, Adrian.
634
00:51:58,456 --> 00:52:01,500
Any further and we'll knock your
blocks off!
635
00:52:02,835 --> 00:52:04,377
That stuff is not coming in, Potter.
636
00:52:05,921 --> 00:52:09,424
Oh now, look Ben,
we don't need any ugliness, do we?.
637
00:52:09,633 --> 00:52:12,343
I'd like to talk to your men.
We're all good friends here.
638
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,263
So let's have some reasonable dialogue
on this, shall we?
639
00:52:18,266 --> 00:52:22,119
- Alright, Potter. - Good chap.
Biles! - They're all yours.
640
00:52:33,113 --> 00:52:39,284
Alright, alright, boys and girls, we'll
hear what Mr Potter's got to say. Gregory...
641
00:52:46,668 --> 00:52:47,919
I'm not here to order,
642
00:52:48,503 --> 00:52:52,090
I'm here to appeal.
Now this is a great day for Britannia
643
00:52:52,298 --> 00:52:56,552
- and we can't insult our distinguished guests.
- Those lunches are an insult.
644
00:52:56,728 --> 00:53:02,057
They're implying my people are not skilled
enough to produce food worthy of royalty.
We're not wearing it, Potter!
645
00:53:03,393 --> 00:53:07,146
- He's calling us "work shy".
- Isn't our cooking good enough for her then?
646
00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:11,108
- 'Ere, where she think she is, the Ritz?
- Yeah, what d'she want, caviar 'n chips?
647
00:53:11,609 --> 00:53:14,945
- Ben, perhaps we can have a quiet word?
- Your pleasure.
648
00:53:15,154 --> 00:53:16,613
Give it to him, Ben!
649
00:53:22,494 --> 00:53:24,746
We shall not be moved, Ben!
650
00:53:29,751 --> 00:53:35,006
Ben, I know these occasions mean a great deal
of extra work for you and don't think
it isn't appreciated.
651
00:53:35,256 --> 00:53:38,926
It's not the work, Mr Potter, it's the
insult to their professional pride.
652
00:53:39,134 --> 00:53:41,929
Oh no, that's a complete misunderstanding.
How tactless of me.
653
00:53:42,221 --> 00:53:44,223
Very willing to apologise, Ben.
654
00:53:46,433 --> 00:53:48,852
I'm sure my lads and lasses would
appreciate that.
655
00:53:50,145 --> 00:53:54,566
Of course you realise, Ben, they're going
to need someone to represent them
at the ceremony.
656
00:53:55,025 --> 00:53:58,778
I was going to ask you
to sit with HRH at her table...
657
00:53:58,987 --> 00:54:02,240
- but of course if the meals aren't...
- That's a gesture...
658
00:54:02,449 --> 00:54:05,576
my people certainly appreciate.
659
00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:09,997
Very often on these occasions, when a
worker's representative is singled out
660
00:54:10,206 --> 00:54:13,334
for special duty of this kind,
661
00:54:13,835 --> 00:54:18,339
he may find he's expected to accept some
token of acknowledgment...
662
00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:21,175
an MBE
663
00:54:22,842 --> 00:54:24,386
What about an OBE?
664
00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:28,181
It's possible.
665
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,691
Lads and lasses,
666
00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:41,611
I'm happy to tell you the management
are listening to reason.
667
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:43,822
From this time on,
668
00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:49,034
no special meals will be served under
any circumstances to the private patients.
669
00:54:53,538 --> 00:54:56,375
But, to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment
to our Royal guest...
670
00:54:56,750 --> 00:55:00,795
I've agreed, that on this occasion only,
the lunches may be served.
671
00:55:01,755 --> 00:55:03,465
I'm sure you'll agree, boys and girls,
672
00:55:03,674 --> 00:55:07,219
this represents a significant victory
for democracy, I thank you.
673
00:55:09,387 --> 00:55:13,224
Thank you my good friend Ben,
and all of you for showing once again
674
00:55:13,432 --> 00:55:16,228
- that the British working man...
- and woman!
675
00:55:18,812 --> 00:55:19,814
And woman...
676
00:55:20,898 --> 00:55:24,485
...will always put unity before anarchy,
loyalty before self,
677
00:55:24,694 --> 00:55:28,405
common sense before disruptive strife.
God bless you all.
678
00:55:33,106 --> 00:55:51,906
[singing 'Auld Lang Syne']
679
00:55:57,350 --> 00:55:58,350
Friends
680
00:55:59,101 --> 00:56:00,060
and colleagues...
681
00:56:02,021 --> 00:56:04,731
in 15 minutes we will begin an
operation which
682
00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:07,109
will crown the months,
683
00:56:07,317 --> 00:56:10,571
nay, years
of our work together.
684
00:56:12,197 --> 00:56:15,117
We have worked not for glory,
685
00:56:15,825 --> 00:56:17,786
nor for reward,
686
00:56:18,036 --> 00:56:20,455
but in the pure benevolent spirit
687
00:56:21,415 --> 00:56:22,957
of science.
688
00:56:24,667 --> 00:56:27,962
Be sure that whatever honours
may accrue to me
689
00:56:28,170 --> 00:56:32,217
as conceiver and designer
of this great experiment
690
00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:37,346
your part in it will not
be forgotten.
691
00:56:40,098 --> 00:56:45,437
Galileo, Freud and Einstein
692
00:56:45,645 --> 00:56:49,525
gave a new dimension to humanity.
693
00:56:50,817 --> 00:56:55,363
Today, we follow in their footsteps.
694
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,578
We have 48 minutes exactly
in which to carry out our operation.
695
00:57:03,079 --> 00:57:04,914
Absolute precision of timing is essential.
696
00:57:05,873 --> 00:57:08,751
Dr MacMillan, preliminary check, please.
697
00:57:10,128 --> 00:57:12,213
Component inventory by tables:
698
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:15,215
- Table 1?
- Table 1:
699
00:57:16,049 --> 00:57:20,304
Thorax, right kidney,
left lung, aortic artery,
700
00:57:20,512 --> 00:57:23,932
- lower right femur, liver and lights.
- Table 2?
701
00:57:24,349 --> 00:57:29,104
Spine, bladder,
upper gut, pancreas, right buttock
702
00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:30,647
Table 3?
703
00:57:30,855 --> 00:57:36,068
Left digitals, knee-caps right and left, spleen,
right shoulder and chin.
704
00:57:36,778 --> 00:57:37,820
Table 4?
705
00:57:38,070 --> 00:57:42,241
Right shank, left elbow,
ankles, big toes.
706
00:58:16,274 --> 00:58:18,901
Nurse Persil for Overlord. Intro...
707
00:59:18,082 --> 00:59:21,211
All equipment fully functional at 0 minus 15.
708
00:59:21,711 --> 00:59:24,338
Proceed by tables to final component assembly.
709
00:59:29,844 --> 00:59:32,846
Final component assembly.
710
00:59:41,347 --> 00:59:42,047
What the...
711
00:59:42,356 --> 00:59:44,024
- Who are you?
- What are you doing here?
712
00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:47,110
- Who is that?
- What is that he's got there?
713
00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:00,789
What's going on?
714
01:00:01,749 --> 01:00:03,084
Explain yourself!
715
01:00:13,468 --> 01:00:14,595
Get rid of him!
716
01:00:41,162 --> 01:00:43,498
Ngami, Ngami...
717
01:00:44,873 --> 01:00:45,874
Fantastic.
718
01:00:46,792 --> 01:00:48,668
President Ngami's presence in Britain
719
01:00:48,877 --> 01:00:52,756
has aroused strong protests
including several threats against his life.
720
01:00:55,675 --> 01:00:58,345
Hey, they don't like this guy.
Why, why not?
721
01:00:58,971 --> 01:01:02,431
He eats children.
He shits diamonds.
722
01:01:04,267 --> 01:01:06,352
- Ngami...
- This is epic.
723
01:01:07,062 --> 01:01:08,604
- Hey, where's ol' Mike?
- Apocalyptic!
724
01:01:08,813 --> 01:01:11,315
- Where's Mike?
- I've gotta get this on film.
725
01:01:13,443 --> 01:01:15,903
Hello Spider?
Red calling Spider.
726
01:01:16,112 --> 01:01:17,613
Ngami...
727
01:01:18,655 --> 01:01:20,115
Superstar...
728
01:01:20,616 --> 01:01:22,242
C'mon Mike, wake up!
729
01:01:24,119 --> 01:01:25,954
Caucasian, male,
730
01:01:26,538 --> 01:01:30,000
age about 32,
extraordinary cephalic development,
731
01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:32,502
light concussion,
nothing structural.
732
01:01:36,506 --> 01:01:37,924
Nurse Persil,
733
01:01:38,717 --> 01:01:43,346
give this man a 55 cc injection of
sodium pentothal the cerebral artery
734
01:01:46,349 --> 01:01:49,268
55 cc's, Nurse Persil.
735
01:01:54,148 --> 01:01:55,357
Amanda...
736
01:01:56,692 --> 01:01:58,193
Nurse Persil?
737
01:01:59,653 --> 01:02:01,530
The cerebral artery...
738
01:02:09,287 --> 01:02:11,164
Not this one, Peter.
739
01:02:29,557 --> 01:02:32,393
Only 95 minutes left now before
the Royal arrival.
740
01:02:33,102 --> 01:02:37,564
And everybody is climbing into their
glad rags - even me.
741
01:02:39,065 --> 01:02:41,484
Oh, what a glad day this is going to be!
742
01:02:41,902 --> 01:02:44,320
The padre has given us a special blessing,
743
01:02:44,821 --> 01:02:46,823
Florrie is giving us a special lunch,
744
01:02:47,574 --> 01:02:49,159
and if you listen carefully
745
01:02:49,367 --> 01:02:53,079
you can hear all those wonderful
loyal subjects out there
746
01:02:53,287 --> 01:02:55,873
who've come here just so that they can
catch a glimpse
747
01:02:56,082 --> 01:02:59,585
of our special, special visitor.
748
01:03:07,759 --> 01:03:11,138
One, Two, Three, Four,
Kick Ngami out the door!
749
01:03:11,346 --> 01:03:14,725
Five, six, seven, eight,
He's the one that we all hate!
750
01:03:16,225 --> 01:03:18,645
Hey Red, check in!
751
01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:23,441
- C'mon, let's get into it!
- It's about time we had some action
around here.
752
01:04:14,490 --> 01:04:17,617
Those pickets are getting very rowdy,
Chief Superintendent.
753
01:04:19,536 --> 01:04:22,789
- We're counting on you, Johns.
- Oh, we've got an eye on them, sir.
754
01:04:26,084 --> 01:04:29,087
Apologies, ladies and gentlemen.
Everything is sorted out.
755
01:04:29,546 --> 01:04:33,007
Now if you'd care to follow me, we'll
commence the route marked out on your maps.
756
01:04:36,385 --> 01:04:38,221
I thought I'd told you to be out of here by 10.
757
01:04:38,846 --> 01:04:42,766
- We've been waiting for the right colour,
Mr Potter.
- This stuff they sent along just doesn't match.
758
01:04:42,975 --> 01:04:45,519
We've got pride in our craft, sir,
just the same as you.
759
01:04:45,895 --> 01:04:49,565
You've got another 10 minutes, then I'm
having all this stuff removed and you with it.
760
01:04:51,733 --> 01:04:54,904
Victory Concourse, where Her Royal
Highness will commence her tour.
761
01:04:55,612 --> 01:04:59,157
- Matron?
- With 53 wards and over 1,100 beds,
762
01:04:59,366 --> 01:05:03,245
Britannia is the senior hospital
in the south-west catchment area,
763
01:05:03,453 --> 01:05:08,166
providing complete medical care
for a population of 2 and 3/4 million people.
764
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:10,877
Our nursing staff of over 3,000
765
01:05:11,086 --> 01:05:14,756
handles a turnover of approximately
90,000 patients a year.
766
01:05:17,341 --> 01:05:21,845
We cannot of course hope to demonstrate
the full range of our activities to HRH,
767
01:05:22,054 --> 01:05:26,559
but we have endeavoured to make a representative
selection. We start through here...
768
01:05:30,396 --> 01:05:31,813
The Sebastopol ward...
769
01:05:33,106 --> 01:05:36,777
- women's post-operative. One of our oldest
- and quietest.
770
01:05:37,151 --> 01:05:40,113
- Who have you got for us, Matron?
- Fourth on the right, Miss Rowntree.
771
01:05:41,614 --> 01:05:44,408
One of our easiest patients, Miss Rowntree.
772
01:05:44,701 --> 01:05:49,164
She's been with us for 2 years.
She's completely paralysed - stress.
773
01:05:49,622 --> 01:05:52,166
Her sister was lost in a plane crash
in Iceland.
774
01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:56,545
A gradual deterioration.
She can only communicate with her eyes.
775
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,428
Eminently suitable.
776
01:06:05,721 --> 01:06:07,931
If you'd like to follow me - through here.
777
01:06:12,352 --> 01:06:15,146
Our most respected foreign minister
since Palmerston.
778
01:06:16,231 --> 01:06:17,649
Terminal, I'm afraid.
779
01:06:27,366 --> 01:06:30,077
Our friends from the Palace,
Sir Hubert.
780
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,913
They wouldn't listen to me.
781
01:06:34,748 --> 01:06:36,041
You wouldn't listen to me!
782
01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:38,418
"this scepter'd isle,
783
01:06:38,919 --> 01:06:42,297
"this other Eden, demi-paradise,
784
01:06:42,506 --> 01:06:45,217
"this precious stone
set in the silver sea
785
01:06:45,842 --> 01:06:49,554
"this blessed plot, this realm,
this England... "
786
01:06:57,771 --> 01:06:58,772
He's gone.
787
01:07:01,065 --> 01:07:04,235
A pity!
He'd have appreciated a visit.
788
01:07:08,572 --> 01:07:11,950
The Rudyard Kipling ward,
Britannia's most modern installation,
789
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:15,037
brilliantly equipped last year at
a cost of �2 million.
790
01:07:15,245 --> 01:07:18,498
Donated by the Masonic brotherhood.
Sir Geoffrey?
791
01:07:18,707 --> 01:07:21,209
Well, the Kipling is our pride and joy,
792
01:07:21,418 --> 01:07:24,546
it features all the most advanced
nursing techniques.
793
01:07:25,172 --> 01:07:28,257
Closed circuit video and radio systems
enable one nurse
794
01:07:28,466 --> 01:07:31,886
to tend the needs of 17 patients
instead of 3.
795
01:07:32,553 --> 01:07:36,766
- And all equipment in this ward is
British designed and made.
- Sir Anthony.
796
01:07:41,354 --> 01:07:46,651
The astronauts have passed the last section.
And the world stands waiting as the seconds
tick by...
797
01:07:47,109 --> 01:07:48,861
30, 29...
798
01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:50,737
Very impressed!
799
01:07:51,155 --> 01:07:54,574
Unfortunately, the ward is not in use
at this moment in time.
800
01:07:55,283 --> 01:07:57,327
Shortage of cleaning staff.
801
01:08:11,799 --> 01:08:14,343
3, 2, 1...
802
01:08:16,679 --> 01:08:18,013
Blast off.
803
01:08:20,391 --> 01:08:24,102
Perfect start. Mankind makes
another great leap into the future.
804
01:08:39,409 --> 01:08:41,660
Blimey! Evita!
805
01:08:43,371 --> 01:08:44,581
What's the matter?
806
01:08:46,582 --> 01:08:51,087
- Well, nobody told me it was Christmas!
- There's nothing demeaning in showing
respect, Ben.
807
01:08:51,754 --> 01:08:53,923
It's nice to see you in a tie.
808
01:08:54,657 --> 01:08:56,300
Borrowed it off one of the lads.
809
01:08:58,953 --> 01:09:02,848
- Hello, 'ere's another candidate for the
House of Lords.
- Ben, Phyllis...
810
01:09:03,724 --> 01:09:05,058
I never thought I'd see the day!
811
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:08,436
If only my dear old granddad could've been 'ere!
812
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:10,897
- That must be his suit you're wearing!
- It's a bit tight.
813
01:09:11,106 --> 01:09:14,901
Take no notice of him, Tom.
You look a real gentleman.
814
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:19,655
- What are we supposed to call 'er?
- Don't know - I've got butterflies.
815
01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:25,035
- Your Highness, of course. She's a Royal,
in't she?
- Your Royal Highness, surely!
816
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:28,580
- Well, I'm not gonna call her anything.
- Ben!
817
01:09:29,206 --> 01:09:31,792
I've always wanted to eat at Fortnum's!
818
01:09:40,717 --> 01:09:43,678
Lady Felicity, Sir Anthony:
This is Mrs Grimshaw,
819
01:09:43,887 --> 01:09:45,180
of COHSE.
820
01:09:46,639 --> 01:09:49,017
Mr Ben Keating, of NUPI.
821
01:09:49,559 --> 01:09:52,479
and Mr Tom Sharkey,
of the Amalgamated Union of Engineers.
822
01:09:53,229 --> 01:09:55,314
Now when you meet Her Royal Highness,
823
01:09:56,065 --> 01:09:59,694
the ladies curtsey,
the gentlemen bow.
824
01:09:59,902 --> 01:10:02,029
And you say: "Honouredtomeetyoumaam".
825
01:10:03,447 --> 01:10:04,490
How's that again?
826
01:10:04,491 --> 01:10:05,491
Pardon?
827
01:10:06,742 --> 01:10:07,785
Honouredtomeetyoumaam.
828
01:10:10,496 --> 01:10:12,038
Honoured to meet you, maam.
829
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,000
Now shall we try?
830
01:10:20,297 --> 01:10:21,631
All together!
831
01:10:22,006 --> 01:10:23,091
Now!
832
01:10:23,633 --> 01:10:26,219
- Honoured to meet you, maam.
- Honoured to meet you, maam.
833
01:10:27,345 --> 01:10:30,681
I'm sure we can do better than that.
Lady Felicity?
834
01:10:31,682 --> 01:10:32,891
Now watch.
835
01:10:33,559 --> 01:10:35,519
Honoured to meet you, maam.
836
01:10:36,687 --> 01:10:38,022
Now try again.
837
01:10:39,106 --> 01:10:40,649
Honoured to meet you, maam.
838
01:10:42,484 --> 01:10:45,153
Much better, much better.
839
01:10:46,254 --> 01:10:47,154
Oh dear!
840
01:10:47,448 --> 01:10:50,033
- That's not industrial action, is it?
- No, out of the question.
841
01:10:50,242 --> 01:10:53,245
- I hope there's not going to be any trouble?
- No, no, it's alright Sir Anthony.
842
01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:56,080
We have full auxiliary supplies
in case of an emergency.
843
01:10:56,831 --> 01:10:58,791
Biles, you'd better run down to
the boiler room and check with them.
844
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:02,837
My boys wouldn't be party to any
insult to the Royal Family!
845
01:11:03,755 --> 01:11:08,133
- I'm pleased to hear that.
- One final thing: when you shake hands
with HRH, you don't grip...
846
01:11:08,801 --> 01:11:10,178
just the lightest of touches.
847
01:11:10,553 --> 01:11:12,638
Quiet a moment!
848
01:11:16,767 --> 01:11:17,643
That's a crowd!
849
01:11:26,109 --> 01:11:27,444
Good Lord!
850
01:11:36,118 --> 01:11:38,913
Wild devil, Ngami,
Come out!
851
01:11:40,331 --> 01:11:44,460
- This is an outrage!
- That's Elisha Odingu, or I'm a Dutchman!
852
01:11:48,089 --> 01:11:52,801
The Peasant Revolutionary Party demands
vengeance for your atrocities!
853
01:11:53,010 --> 01:11:56,138
Vengeance! Vengeance!
854
01:11:59,808 --> 01:12:03,144
- This is a disaster!
- Disaster? It's a catastrophe!
855
01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:05,147
Can't say I didn't warn you, Mr Potter.
856
01:12:08,859 --> 01:12:11,695
...a big welcome to our brothers
857
01:12:11,903 --> 01:12:15,740
and our sisters
of the International Revolutionary Movement.
858
01:12:17,826 --> 01:12:20,911
Their struggle is our struggle!
859
01:12:23,289 --> 01:12:27,960
Capitalist imperialism is our
common enemy.
860
01:12:32,172 --> 01:12:35,175
Capitalism means war, unemployment...
861
01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:38,178
poverty, racial and sexual oppression.
862
01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:45,476
Only by complete destruction of capitalism
863
01:12:45,511 --> 01:12:48,445
can we make an end to the exploiters,
864
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:52,583
the vermin who threaten us and our
children with their death-dealing...
865
01:12:55,402 --> 01:12:57,029
...how it's getting out of hand!
866
01:12:57,238 --> 01:12:59,948
We'll respond to violence with violence
867
01:13:01,617 --> 01:13:03,494
Red to Spider. Where are you?
868
01:13:04,870 --> 01:13:06,955
Red to Spider. Let's hear from you!
869
01:13:08,248 --> 01:13:10,125
- Hey, what are you up to?
- Come on!
870
01:13:10,709 --> 01:13:12,794
- Let's make movies!
- Hey, come back!
871
01:13:13,003 --> 01:13:14,171
Movies!
872
01:13:14,963 --> 01:13:15,881
Sammy, why...
873
01:13:18,550 --> 01:13:20,677
And now, with their media lackeys
874
01:13:20,885 --> 01:13:24,472
who hide human suffering into entertainment
for the capitalist bourgeoisie...
875
01:13:41,655 --> 01:13:42,739
Come and get me, crush me!
876
01:13:54,918 --> 01:13:56,168
On top of the world!
877
01:14:11,141 --> 01:14:15,521
There is no way I can authorise a visit
by HRH under these conditions!
878
01:14:15,729 --> 01:14:18,440
You gave us your assurance that there
would be no unpleasantness.
879
01:14:18,648 --> 01:14:22,694
- But this is quite beyond our jurisdiction.
- We can't cancel now, there's too much
at stake.
880
01:14:23,779 --> 01:14:25,905
That's not a usual crowd.
881
01:14:26,281 --> 01:14:29,910
- They're the riff raff of the welfare state.
- Well not my people!
882
01:14:30,451 --> 01:14:33,413
That's your lot out there, Ben.
Why don' you get them under control?
883
01:14:33,913 --> 01:14:36,166
They've been provoked beyond endurance.
884
01:14:36,666 --> 01:14:37,666
Arse holes!
885
01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:40,467
Ooh, my face!
886
01:14:41,295 --> 01:14:42,379
Don't panic.
887
01:14:43,297 --> 01:14:44,923
Tom, help me with these shutters please.
888
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:54,099
- Sir Anthony, contact the Palace, tell them
to divert HRH.
- Here's an outside line.
889
01:14:54,391 --> 01:14:58,186
- I'm not going to go blind, am I?
- Now just sit very, very still.
890
01:14:59,395 --> 01:15:04,276
What's that? Battersea Dogs' Home?
I dialled 1-23-99-00!
891
01:15:04,484 --> 01:15:05,568
Please get off the line!
892
01:15:05,776 --> 01:15:08,947
Ah yes, here's a teeny bit of glass.
Tweezers?
893
01:15:08,948 --> 01:15:09,948
Tweezers.
894
01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:12,199
No, I do NOT want a mini-cab!
895
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:16,800
Now, this may hurt a bit...
896
01:15:16,801 --> 01:15:18,101
Uuf!
897
01:15:18,902 --> 01:15:19,702
Brave girl.
898
01:15:19,749 --> 01:15:20,791
The Palace, sir.
899
01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:25,045
Put me through to Commander
Ferris immediately! Purple Alert.
900
01:15:26,088 --> 01:15:29,883
Commander, Mount here.
We've got trouble down at Britannia.
901
01:15:30,384 --> 01:15:32,219
You must deflect HRH.
902
01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:33,220
She's already left.
903
01:15:34,096 --> 01:15:36,765
- She's on her way!
- Tell them to use the radio.
904
01:15:37,015 --> 01:15:40,142
Use the radio.
It's malfunctioning.
905
01:15:41,018 --> 01:15:42,895
What do you mean it's malfunctioning?
906
01:15:42,896 --> 01:15:43,896
It's up the creek!
907
01:15:44,105 --> 01:15:45,064
The radio's malfunctioning.
908
01:15:46,858 --> 01:15:49,068
Then send a helicopter!
- Righty ho.
909
01:15:52,029 --> 01:15:54,073
They've lost contact with HRH.
910
01:15:57,993 --> 01:16:01,538
- This is all terribly unfortunate.
- You'll have to cancel the ceremony.
911
01:16:02,706 --> 01:16:05,793
- You mean surrender?
- Well there seems to be no alternative.
912
01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:08,252
Never!
913
01:16:08,753 --> 01:16:10,713
I LOVE this hospital!
914
01:16:11,464 --> 01:16:12,549
It's my whole life!
915
01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:16,969
It's been wife, mother, child to me;
I've given it everything!
916
01:16:17,178 --> 01:16:19,847
And nothing's going to wreck it!
Nothing!
917
01:16:21,432 --> 01:16:22,475
No one!
918
01:16:23,434 --> 01:16:26,812
We're with you Vincent.
My members will stand fast.
919
01:16:27,855 --> 01:16:30,399
I gave you my word, Mr Potter,
and I'll stick to it.
920
01:16:30,607 --> 01:16:33,485
You can count on my lads.
They'll keep things going.
921
01:16:36,697 --> 01:16:39,658
Don't worry. The emergency system
will come on in 3 seconds.
922
01:16:40,159 --> 01:16:43,203
One, two, three...
923
01:16:44,245 --> 01:16:45,455
Sabotage!
924
01:16:45,747 --> 01:16:49,000
- Johns, call the riot squad immediately!
- They're standing by, sir.
925
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:51,127
Get me the boiler room immediately!
926
01:16:53,046 --> 01:16:54,672
Johns here, SPG.
927
01:16:54,964 --> 01:16:57,007
SPG? I want the boiler room!
928
01:16:57,300 --> 01:16:58,717
What boiler room?
929
01:17:02,263 --> 01:17:05,974
- It's sabotage, sir! They're joining
the demo...
- The boiler room, not a minute to lose.
930
01:17:10,020 --> 01:17:13,023
- What? Where are you going? Get back to work!
- Strike action, Mr Potter.
931
01:17:13,231 --> 01:17:15,191
- Workers' solidarity
- Private patient chows.
932
01:17:15,401 --> 01:17:17,194
- You're fired!
- We've taken over.
933
01:17:22,156 --> 01:17:23,450
Go on, get down!
934
01:17:26,661 --> 01:17:29,706
The lever over there, on the left...
Pull it down.
935
01:17:30,707 --> 01:17:32,958
- That's the one.
- Hey, you!
936
01:17:33,418 --> 01:17:36,504
Get away from there! What d'ya
think you're up to? Get out of it...
937
01:18:02,194 --> 01:18:03,654
That was a close shave!
938
01:18:04,029 --> 01:18:05,865
- Cartilage?
- Completed.
939
01:18:06,074 --> 01:18:07,616
- Fibula?
- Integrated.
940
01:18:07,825 --> 01:18:09,785
- Rectum?
- Functional, sir.
941
01:18:10,411 --> 01:18:11,537
We will proceed.
942
01:18:12,205 --> 01:18:14,706
Ultimate component, Dr MacMillan, please.
943
01:18:20,170 --> 01:18:23,507
That last power failure, doctor...
the refrigeration unit's packed up.
944
01:18:23,757 --> 01:18:27,218
The ancillary motor's malfunctioned.
I don't like the look of the head.
945
01:18:28,011 --> 01:18:30,847
Ultra red emergency, sir.
15 seconds' hold.
946
01:18:41,191 --> 01:18:42,858
We've lost the head, J.M.
947
01:18:50,115 --> 01:18:51,367
You're right.
948
01:18:53,243 --> 01:18:55,245
It's beginning to pulp.
949
01:18:58,957 --> 01:19:01,085
That intruder... Bring him out!
950
01:19:06,673 --> 01:19:07,757
Temperature, nurse?
951
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,971
He'll do. Onto the table.
952
01:19:24,774 --> 01:19:26,108
MacMillan?
953
01:19:29,611 --> 01:19:31,781
- Cleaver.
- No, Professor, no!
954
01:19:31,989 --> 01:19:33,574
Out of my way, woman!
955
01:19:46,878 --> 01:19:48,546
Cauterise and continue.
956
01:19:57,596 --> 01:19:59,056
Standby with laser needle.
957
01:20:25,123 --> 01:20:26,374
Darling...
958
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:29,418
Your work will go on.
959
01:20:30,545 --> 01:20:33,506
there is an end to imperialism!
960
01:20:35,382 --> 01:20:37,509
an end to privilege!
961
01:20:47,477 --> 01:20:48,854
Where are you off to?
962
01:20:49,312 --> 01:20:51,940
Solidarity, Potter.
We're joining our lads outside.
963
01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:54,859
- Larger loyalties, Mr Potter
- We're all on the same side, lads!
964
01:20:55,068 --> 01:20:59,447
Not in a class war, we're not. Not in
the inevitable march of socialism, Potter!
965
01:20:59,656 --> 01:21:01,907
What about the few?
Remember the Battle of Britain!
966
01:21:02,242 --> 01:21:05,203
- Remember the peasants' revolt!
- Remember the thin red line!
967
01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:07,288
Remember the Odessa Steppes!
968
01:21:08,247 --> 01:21:11,083
You wouldn't know Karl Marx
from a toffee apple!
969
01:21:15,129 --> 01:21:17,923
This hospital is run
970
01:21:18,131 --> 01:21:22,802
on �125 million
971
01:21:23,178 --> 01:21:26,556
of your money every year
972
01:21:29,392 --> 01:21:32,062
for the privileged few lying in there,
973
01:21:32,770 --> 01:21:37,108
when ordinary people are dying
in the gutter.
974
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:41,195
Privilege is a crime!
975
01:21:43,572 --> 01:21:46,241
Private patients are criminals!
976
01:21:47,868 --> 01:21:51,872
- Private patients out!
- Private patients out!
977
01:21:52,790 --> 01:21:56,543
Whisky Romeo 3 and 7, come in.
This is Foxtrot control.
978
01:21:56,752 --> 01:21:58,086
I'm fearful, Johns.
979
01:21:58,295 --> 01:22:02,924
If HRH falls into the hands of THAT mob,
there's no knowing what might happen.
980
01:22:03,591 --> 01:22:06,928
Private patients out! Private patients out!
981
01:22:09,389 --> 01:22:11,599
How long can your men hold them,
Chief Superintendent?
982
01:22:11,808 --> 01:22:15,460
My men will stand firm to the end, sir,
but that's a dangerous mob. Yes?
983
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:17,062
They're peasants!
984
01:22:17,313 --> 01:22:18,356
...getting completely out of hand!
985
01:22:18,731 --> 01:22:20,607
My forces located HRH.
986
01:22:22,317 --> 01:22:24,277
Tell them to stall her for 5 minutes;
I've got a plan.
987
01:22:24,487 --> 01:22:27,614
- Hold everything!
- Biles, how many have we got in the
private wing?
988
01:22:27,989 --> 01:22:31,576
Twenty-six, sir. Thirty-five including
President Ngami and his retinue.
989
01:22:31,785 --> 01:22:34,371
Right, that should satisfy them.
Get me the Red Cross on the other line.
990
01:22:35,539 --> 01:22:36,956
Phyllis, you're not deserting us?
991
01:22:37,165 --> 01:22:40,376
No such thing, Vincent Potter.
Me and my girls stay true to our word.
992
01:22:40,585 --> 01:22:42,754
- Do you have a petticoat on under that outfit?
- Yes.
993
01:22:42,962 --> 01:22:44,005
- White?
- Of course.
994
01:22:44,213 --> 01:22:45,298
- Good, get it off!
- What?
995
01:22:45,506 --> 01:22:47,758
Well come on, come on girl, get it off,
we've got no time to waste!
996
01:22:57,184 --> 01:22:58,227
I'm going out.
997
01:22:59,644 --> 01:23:00,771
Laser needle.
998
01:23:03,899 --> 01:23:05,066
Full power!
999
01:23:36,806 --> 01:23:38,181
Request for parley.
1000
01:23:38,515 --> 01:23:40,308
Come forward, in peace.
1001
01:23:42,101 --> 01:23:43,687
Let them pass.
1002
01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:33,985
Let Comrade Potter through!
1003
01:24:34,819 --> 01:24:37,447
The path of progress conquers!
1004
01:24:37,780 --> 01:24:41,367
The way of reason prevails!
Death to privileges!
1005
01:24:43,077 --> 01:24:48,582
Today the principles of equality
have won a great victory.
1006
01:24:50,876 --> 01:24:51,670
Britannia Hospital
1007
01:24:52,378 --> 01:24:57,257
will no longer offer privilege to
the wealthy few.
1008
01:24:57,466 --> 01:25:02,637
Britannia's private patients
will be ejected!
1009
01:25:05,139 --> 01:25:09,352
And in return, comrades, we will
show mercy.
1010
01:25:10,436 --> 01:25:13,898
Ambulances are waiting to
carry the victims
1011
01:25:14,106 --> 01:25:17,776
of this morning's bomb disaster
to this hospital.
1012
01:25:18,152 --> 01:25:21,280
Stand back brothers!
Let the ambulances through.
1013
01:27:57,094 --> 01:27:58,096
Now...
1014
01:28:09,690 --> 01:28:11,025
Thank you.
1015
01:28:17,326 --> 01:28:21,926
Now... Power...
1016
01:28:32,462 --> 01:28:33,380
On.
1017
01:28:49,394 --> 01:28:50,688
Excellent.
1018
01:29:16,628 --> 01:29:17,714
Surprising!
1019
01:29:18,964 --> 01:29:21,091
Now increase to full consciousness level.
1020
01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:37,482
Welcome!
1021
01:29:38,525 --> 01:29:40,067
Welcome to the world!
1022
01:30:09,668 --> 01:30:11,668
Get it off me!
1023
01:30:25,569 --> 01:30:28,404
Take it off, take it off!
1024
01:30:28,439 --> 01:30:31,240
Get me a cleaver, a cleaver!
1025
01:30:43,837 --> 01:30:44,838
Your hand!
1026
01:30:45,672 --> 01:30:48,050
It's nothing - minor abrasions.
1027
01:31:07,377 --> 01:31:09,319
Stand back!
1028
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:13,420
NOOOOOO!
1029
01:31:56,948 --> 01:31:58,324
Farewell.
1030
01:32:10,169 --> 01:32:12,796
So much for the humane solution.
1031
01:32:14,173 --> 01:32:16,634
That dream is over.
1032
01:32:20,804 --> 01:32:23,182
It shall be as she wished.
1033
01:32:25,809 --> 01:32:30,480
Today, I will give Genesis
to the word.
1034
01:32:38,781 --> 01:32:41,181
Oh, dear oh dear oh dear.
1035
01:33:09,767 --> 01:33:13,354
- Thank God they don't know she's here.
- Yet.
1036
01:33:27,451 --> 01:33:28,953
Honoured to meet you maam.
1037
01:34:21,411 --> 01:34:25,215
Superintendent, can you guarantee
the safety of HRH?
1038
01:34:25,423 --> 01:34:29,385
Sir, she's as safe here as
in Windsor Castle.
1039
01:34:46,735 --> 01:34:48,236
Just look at all those comedians, eh!
1040
01:34:49,863 --> 01:34:51,072
What a sight!
1041
01:34:51,531 --> 01:34:52,865
Look at that uniform!
1042
01:34:57,495 --> 01:34:58,496
Would you mind?
1043
01:35:05,837 --> 01:35:07,588
Hey man, that's her!
1044
01:35:08,088 --> 01:35:10,758
- They got her inside!
- The lying bastards!
1045
01:35:15,262 --> 01:35:18,932
They've tricked us! We've been had.
The Royals ARE inside!
1046
01:35:36,824 --> 01:35:38,368
Things are getting out of control!
1047
01:35:38,618 --> 01:35:41,620
- There's only one thing to do... - cut the
tour, - and the lunch - and advance
the ceremony.
1048
01:35:41,830 --> 01:35:44,874
- Biles, check the red carpet, and
the orchestra. Alert Millar.
- Yes sir.
1049
01:35:51,922 --> 01:35:53,882
Get all this stuff out!
1050
01:37:09,955 --> 01:37:13,125
Sweep the exploiters from the
face of the Earth!
1051
01:37:17,336 --> 01:37:19,338
- Equality!
- Equality!
1052
01:38:06,634 --> 01:38:08,010
Wait!
1053
01:39:35,260 --> 01:39:37,846
This is disgraceful. Quick, do something!
1054
01:39:38,096 --> 01:39:41,933
- Disgraceful. There can be no excuse for this
kind of behaviour.
- We've got to cut this short.
1055
01:39:42,141 --> 01:39:44,977
This is disgraceful!
HRH must be protected.
1056
01:39:45,186 --> 01:39:48,272
- This is no good. Get her inside now!
- But this is the Japanese anthem!
1057
01:39:48,480 --> 01:39:49,439
To hell with that anthem!
1058
01:39:49,649 --> 01:39:50,816
Potter, get the key!
1059
01:39:52,818 --> 01:39:53,819
Stop! Get them off!
1060
01:40:00,409 --> 01:40:01,910
If you please, maam.
1061
01:40:30,311 --> 01:40:31,411
May I?
1062
01:40:34,112 --> 01:40:35,112
Oh, I'm sorry.
1063
01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:44,868
Tell them to hold the Centre at all costs.
Deploy skirmishes right AND left.
1064
01:40:53,376 --> 01:40:56,253
- Scum!
- Don't distress yourself, dear.
1065
01:40:56,462 --> 01:40:57,963
Don't antagonise them!
1066
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:01,383
Bastards! Bastards!
1067
01:41:11,028 --> 01:41:13,812
Open up! Open up!
1068
01:41:15,980 --> 01:41:18,150
Open up, open up, get these doors open!
1069
01:41:21,569 --> 01:41:22,862
Feeney! Open these doors!
1070
01:41:43,048 --> 01:41:44,341
Please, please...
1071
01:41:47,251 --> 01:41:48,403
...should be only 10 seconds.
1072
01:41:52,766 --> 01:41:55,435
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
you are perfectly safe.
1073
01:41:55,643 --> 01:41:58,354
Those doors are fitted with
an electronic locking device
1074
01:41:58,563 --> 01:42:00,774
and can withstand unlimited pressure.
1075
01:42:00,982 --> 01:42:03,818
Now I must ask your indulgence for a few
moments. There will be a short delay
1076
01:42:04,026 --> 01:42:08,572
and then Professor Millar's demonstration
will proceed according to plan. Thank you.
1077
01:42:31,219 --> 01:42:34,514
Ah, there you are Peter.
Come on in! Down to the front.
1078
01:43:08,630 --> 01:43:10,423
These seats are reserved.
1079
01:44:03,557 --> 01:44:04,558
Your Royal Highness,
1080
01:44:05,851 --> 01:44:07,394
ladies and gentlemen,
1081
01:44:07,811 --> 01:44:09,980
the demonstration is prepared.
1082
01:44:15,151 --> 01:44:16,403
Your Royal Highness,
1083
01:44:17,069 --> 01:44:18,613
ladies and gentlemen,
1084
01:44:19,364 --> 01:44:22,033
we live in an age of revolution.
1085
01:44:25,578 --> 01:44:29,540
Revolution in thought,
revolution in society,
1086
01:44:30,207 --> 01:44:32,084
revolution in technology.
1087
01:44:33,877 --> 01:44:38,390
The revolution of today is transforming
our world more violently
1088
01:44:38,599 --> 01:44:42,844
than the Industrial Revolution which
gave man power over the natural forces
1089
01:44:43,053 --> 01:44:46,639
which had controlled him for
20,000 years.
1090
01:44:56,774 --> 01:44:59,485
We are entering a new era.
1091
01:44:59,902 --> 01:45:03,406
I am going to show you the
face of that new era.
1092
01:45:05,533 --> 01:45:06,533
They're in, sir, they're in!
1093
01:45:09,620 --> 01:45:11,038
They've got us outnumbered, Mr Potter.
1094
01:45:11,580 --> 01:45:14,125
- We can't hold them back!
- Don't panic!
1095
01:45:14,708 --> 01:45:16,418
Prepare to evacuate!
1096
01:45:18,719 --> 01:45:19,719
NO!
1097
01:45:21,423 --> 01:45:23,883
Keep your seats! Everybody!
1098
01:45:32,308 --> 01:45:35,061
LET THEM GO!
1099
01:45:37,063 --> 01:45:40,481
LET THEM GO!
1100
01:45:42,610 --> 01:45:46,781
Little men, little men,
do you claim to speak for the future?
1101
01:45:47,948 --> 01:45:48,907
We do!
1102
01:45:50,075 --> 01:45:53,328
- And who speaks for you?
- I do!
1103
01:45:55,372 --> 01:45:56,456
Come forward!
1104
01:45:59,376 --> 01:46:03,171
Come forward in peace, and
I will show you what the future means.
1105
01:46:06,049 --> 01:46:07,467
Let them through!
1106
01:46:08,676 --> 01:46:09,677
Follow me.
1107
01:46:19,603 --> 01:46:20,812
Take a seat.
1108
01:47:11,194 --> 01:47:12,320
Friends,
1109
01:47:13,905 --> 01:47:15,990
fellow members of the human race,
1110
01:47:17,658 --> 01:47:20,161
we are gathered here for a purpose.
1111
01:47:21,078 --> 01:47:24,290
Let us look together at mankind.
1112
01:47:25,708 --> 01:47:27,501
What do we see?
1113
01:47:28,752 --> 01:47:30,630
We see mastery.
1114
01:47:31,296 --> 01:47:34,216
What wonders mankind can perform!
1115
01:47:35,134 --> 01:47:39,763
He can cross oceans and continents today
as easily as our grandfathers crossed
the street.
1116
01:47:40,972 --> 01:47:45,268
Tomorrow, he will as easily cross
the vast territories of space.
1117
01:47:46,103 --> 01:47:48,313
He can make deserts fertile,
1118
01:47:48,772 --> 01:47:51,899
and plant cabbages on the moon.
1119
01:47:53,108 --> 01:47:56,529
And what does man choose?
1120
01:47:58,489 --> 01:48:02,826
Alone among the creatures of this world,
the human race chooses
1121
01:48:03,035 --> 01:48:05,829
to annihilate itself.
1122
01:48:06,496 --> 01:48:09,291
Since the last world conflict ended
1123
01:48:09,750 --> 01:48:14,546
there has not been one day in which
human beings have not been slaughtering
1124
01:48:14,754 --> 01:48:19,426
or wounding one another in 230
different wars.
1125
01:48:20,844 --> 01:48:26,140
An man breeds as recklessly
as he lays waste.
1126
01:48:27,225 --> 01:48:31,145
By the end of the century, the population
of the world will have tripled,
1127
01:48:32,271 --> 01:48:36,067
two-thirds of our plant species
will have been destroyed,
1128
01:48:36,817 --> 01:48:40,238
55% of the animal kingdom,
1129
01:48:41,113 --> 01:48:44,533
and 70% of our mineral resources.
1130
01:48:45,659 --> 01:48:49,037
Out of every 100 human beings now living
1131
01:48:49,413 --> 01:48:54,710
80 will die without ever knowing what it
feels like to be fully nourished,
1132
01:48:56,127 --> 01:48:58,421
while a tiny minority
1133
01:48:59,046 --> 01:49:03,301
indulge themselves in absurd
and extravagant luxury.
1134
01:49:05,553 --> 01:49:09,056
A motion-picture entertainer
of North America
1135
01:49:09,265 --> 01:49:11,600
will receive as much money in a month
1136
01:49:12,601 --> 01:49:17,773
as would feed a starving South
American tribe for 100 years!
1137
01:49:19,233 --> 01:49:20,567
We waste!
1138
01:49:21,360 --> 01:49:22,820
We destroy!
1139
01:49:23,612 --> 01:49:28,158
And we cling like savages
to our superstitions.
1140
01:49:29,784 --> 01:49:33,538
We give power to leaders
of State and Church
1141
01:49:33,747 --> 01:49:36,249
as prejudiced and small-minded
as ourselves,
1142
01:49:36,541 --> 01:49:40,837
who squander our resources on
instruments of destruction
1143
01:49:41,295 --> 01:49:45,799
while millions continue to
suffer and go hungry
1144
01:49:46,759 --> 01:49:52,264
condemned forever to lives of
ignorance and deprivation,
1145
01:49:53,265 --> 01:49:55,100
and why is this?
1146
01:49:55,809 --> 01:49:59,813
It is because mankind has
denied intelligence,
1147
01:50:00,647 --> 01:50:03,274
the unique glory of our species:
1148
01:50:05,277 --> 01:50:07,237
the human brain.
1149
01:50:11,616 --> 01:50:15,286
Man is entering an era of
infinite possibility,
1150
01:50:15,495 --> 01:50:18,539
still imprisoned in a feeble,
inefficient body,
1151
01:50:19,331 --> 01:50:22,460
still manacled by primitive
notions of morality
1152
01:50:22,668 --> 01:50:26,380
which have no place in
an age of science,
1153
01:50:27,047 --> 01:50:30,050
still powered by a brain that has
hardly developed
1154
01:50:30,258 --> 01:50:33,762
since the species emerged
from the caves.
1155
01:50:35,305 --> 01:50:39,685
Only a new intelligence can save mankind!
1156
01:50:41,144 --> 01:50:45,356
Only a new human being of pure brain
1157
01:50:46,316 --> 01:50:49,235
can lead man forward into
the new era.
1158
01:50:51,696 --> 01:50:53,906
I do not speak of dreams...
1159
01:50:54,407 --> 01:50:56,575
such a being exists already.
1160
01:50:56,784 --> 01:51:00,329
I have created it. It is here, now.
1161
01:51:01,414 --> 01:51:04,374
Prepare yourselves to meet
the human of the future.
1162
01:51:05,709 --> 01:51:08,003
Neither man, nor woman,
1163
01:51:08,712 --> 01:51:10,547
greater than either.
1164
01:51:13,258 --> 01:51:15,676
I have given it a name:
1165
01:51:16,302 --> 01:51:18,555
Genesis, "Birth".
1166
01:51:19,556 --> 01:51:21,266
A new birth,
1167
01:51:22,642 --> 01:51:25,687
a new beginning for mankind.
1168
01:51:27,689 --> 01:51:29,482
People of today,
behold your future!
1169
01:51:29,982 --> 01:51:32,526
behold your future!
1170
01:51:51,003 --> 01:51:53,129
100,000 times more powerful
1171
01:51:53,338 --> 01:51:55,715
than your brain, or mine.
1172
01:51:58,133 --> 01:52:02,346
And in 5 years' time, this brain
will be out of date.
1173
01:52:03,723 --> 01:52:07,310
This spongy, finite, vulnerable substance
1174
01:52:07,518 --> 01:52:10,104
will be replaced by a silicon chip
1175
01:52:10,897 --> 01:52:13,774
1/8th of a millimetre square.
1176
01:52:15,067 --> 01:52:19,613
Within 50 years it will be possible
to contain
1177
01:52:19,821 --> 01:52:23,742
the entire world of homosapiens
1178
01:52:24,868 --> 01:52:28,038
in a matchbox.
1179
01:52:29,956 --> 01:52:32,667
You see the face of the future,
1180
01:52:33,626 --> 01:52:36,671
now hear its voice...
1181
01:52:41,676 --> 01:52:46,722
What a piece of work
1182
01:52:47,723 --> 01:52:50,017
is a man!
1183
01:52:52,352 --> 01:52:55,063
How noble in reason,
1184
01:52:56,982 --> 01:53:00,443
how infinite in faculty,
1185
01:53:02,236 --> 01:53:05,948
in form and moving.
1186
01:53:06,824 --> 01:53:08,451
How express
1187
01:53:08,827 --> 01:53:10,662
and admirable
1188
01:53:11,788 --> 01:53:13,331
in action.
1189
01:53:13,998 --> 01:53:15,291
How like
1190
01:53:16,167 --> 01:53:17,376
an angel
1191
01:53:18,919 --> 01:53:20,671
in apprehension.
1192
01:53:21,922 --> 01:53:22,923
How like
1193
01:53:23,840 --> 01:53:25,384
a god !
1194
01:53:26,135 --> 01:53:28,511
How like a god!
1195
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:42,483
How like a god!